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50 Katu Satya Of This Age #01 Maut aur tatti, kisiko bhi, kaheen bhi, kabhi bhi aa sakti hain. #02 Saanp aur chut, jahaan bhi milen maar do. #03 Zindagi aur jhaant uljhe hue hain, use suljhane ki koshish mat karna. #04 Samay aur chutiya, sab ka kat-ta hai. #05 Acchhi piyo kharab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo. #06 Paani aur lund, apna rasta khud doondh lete hain. #07 Biwi aur gaadi, doosre ko doge to chud kar hi wapas ayengi. #08 Sardar aur suwar ke bachche, chhote hi achche lagte hain. #09 Doodh aur gaand, jab phatthe hain to aawaaz nahi aati. #10 Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain. #11 Choochiyaan aur jazbaat, jitne dabaao utne hee ubhar aate hain. #12 Jhaante aur koylaa, hameshaa sulagte rahte hain. #13 Tootee(tap) aur lauda, hamesha tadey rehtey hain. #14 tattey jitnaa bhi uchhal lein, rahenge hameshaa laude ke neeche hee! #15 Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, mootegi to baith ke hi. #16 Land ko kitna bhi jhadkao, aakhri boond undi mein hi girti hai. #17 Chut chahe jitni bhi chaudi ho jaye, marni Lund se hi padegi. #18 Choochiyaan aur khaini, jitna ragdoge utna hi mazaa ayega. #19 Chut aur Daaru, kabhi bhee joothi nahi hoti hain. #20 Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki ko chudne ke liye, taang uthani hi padti hai. #21 Chut aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi dikhte hain. #22 Naan aur Kutte ka lauda, andar jakar hi phoolte hain. #23 Lohe par Hathoda aur Chut par Loda, tabhi maro jab garam ho. #24 Ladki aur Audio cassete, dono side se bajaana chahiye. #25 Exam ki taiyari mein ek ghanta aur daaru mein ek peg,hamesha kum padte hain. #26 Chut saal mein do hi baar maro, ek jis din baarish ho aur doosre us din jab baarish na ho. #27 Lund aur Ghamand,dono ko kaabu mein rakhne mein hi bhalai hai. #28 Baagi aur mamme , jahan bhee mile , masal dene chahiye. #29 Samay se pahle aur Kismat se achhi chut, na kisi ko mili hai, na milegi. #30 Jab kismat mein likhe ho lode, to kahan se milenge pakode. #31 adami aur chuha hamesha chhed ki taraf bhagte hain #32 baasi choot aur purana akhbaar, jahan dikhe faad do! #33 hari jhandi aur randi ko dekte hi bhaag lo! #34 musibat aur lund kabhi bhi khade ho sakte hain! #35 Job aur gaand sabki kabhi na kabhi zaroor lagti hai. #36 Kamaan se nikala Teer jitna tez ho, aur Gand se nikali paad jitni dhire ho utane hi asardar hote hain! #37 Kamaan se nikala Teer aur gaand se nikla goo kabhi vapas nahin aata hai #38 Zaban aur lund dono me haddi nahi hoti! #39 Nayee chute ka maza nau din tak hota hai! #40 Admi kitna bhi gora ho, lund baki badan se kala hi hota hai! #41 Dusre ki job aur dusre ki aurat hardam acchhi hi lagti hai! #42 Stree se aayu(age),purush se aay (income) aur sardar se kabhi time nahi puchhana chahiye! #43 Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant main karne chahiye. #44 Chut,Boot aur Rangroop ko jitna ragdoge utni hi chamak aayegi. #45 Chut, Chuchi aur Chilam jitni bhi pio kabhi Jhuthi nahin hoti. #46 Maango usi se jo de khushi se aur kahe na kisi se. #47 Jab bhi mile akeli, wo nahin to uski saheli, saheli nahin to apni Hatheli.....but have sex daily. #48 Kismat aur gaand kabhi bhi aur kahin bhi mar sakti hai. #49 Ladai aur chudai mein sab jaayaz hai. #50 Bahen ke lavdon, gaand mein dum hai to
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