COWBOY JOKES

Two cowboys were leanin up against the rail at their favorite bar.
Theyre
tired and worn out from a long day. Havin a couple of longnecks, just
relaxin' and talkin', watchin' the women go by. This beautiful blonde
walks
by, and the two cowboys look at her, tip their hats back a little, look
at
each other and smile.

One of them says, "I'll give her a 3."

Other cowboy nods slowly, and says, "Yep. She's a 3 fur sure."

Little while later another woman, this time a fantastic looking redhead,

comes walkin by in front of them. First cowboy looks her up and down,
smiles, takes a sip from his beer, and says to the second cowboy, "Well,
I
think that one must be a 4."

And the second cowboy agrees, and says, Yep, no arguin' there--she sure
is
a 4."

Time passes on by and the cowboys are still sippin their beers, just
watching folks pass. And across the room comes this absolutely gorgeous,

drop-dead beautiful brunette. As she comes near them, they both kinda
straighten up, and tip their hats back a little for a better look.

First cowboy smiles real wide, looks at his pal and says, "Damnnn. That
one
has GOT to be a 6."

And the second cowboy nods slowly, grins, and says, "Yep. DEFINITELY a
6."

Well, the woman hears them and she is NOT amused. She turns around real
sharply and comes right up to the two grinning cowboys. She looks the
first
one in the eye and says, "Excuse me. But are you two actually standing
there
rating women??!?"

The cowboys look kinda embarrassed, lookin' down at their boots, and
they
both nod. One of them says, "Well, yes ma'am, we are, but you don't
understand..."

She is REAL mad now, and looks at the cowboy and says, "Well, I'll have
you
know I've been rated far higher than that by far better than YOU."

And the second cowboy says, "But, ma'am, you really don't understand!"

She says, "What is it I don't understand? Here you are, rating women. I
understand THAT."

And the first cowboy says, "But ma'am, we use a different kinda rating
system."

The brunette says, 'Oh, and what would THAT be? No one has EVER rated me
a
SIX before."

The second cowboy says, "Well, we use the Budweiser method, ma'am."

So she asks, "What in the hell is the Budweiser method?"

The first cowboy smiles, looks at her and says, reallllll slowly, "Well
ma'am, that's how many Clydesdales it would take to pull you off my
face."