Sign at a barber's saloon in
Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run our
business
Notice in the toilet of Nariman Point office, Bombay: This urinal is out of
order - please use the floor
below
A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough -
or else they will never be
Discovered written on a wall in one of Bomabay's college: Sex Appeal!!!
Please give generously!
Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has been
personally passed by the manager
Notice in barber's shop:Haircut for Rs 8.00 Children for Rs 5.00
Seen on a bulletin board: Sucess is relative. More the success, more the
relatives
Seen in railway station at Patna: Aana free, jaana free, pakdhe gaye to khana
free
Sign on a famous beautyparlour window: Don't whistle at the girl going out from
here. She may be your Grandmother
