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GRE JOKES

What They Say?

An Ideal Statement of Purpose

What they say?

A GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
A NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.

   A GRE STUDENT  : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
   A NORMAL PERSON  : Beggars are not choosers

   A GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
   A NORMAL PERSON  : Dead men tell no tales

   A GRE STUDENT : Neophite's serendipity.
   A NORMAL PERSON  : Beginner's luck


   A GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
   A NORMAL PERSON  : a rolling stone gathers no moss


   A GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage  tend to congregate.
   A NORMAL PERSON  : birds of the same feather flock together


   A GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
   A NORMAL PERSON  : beauty is only skin deep


   A GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
   A NORMAL PERSON  : cleanliness is godliness


  A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of  recipitately departed lactile fluid.
  A NORMAL PERSON  : there's no use crying over spilt milk

   A GRE STUDENT : Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
   A NORMAL PERSON  : spare the rod and spoil  the child


   A GRE STUDENT : The stylus is more potent than the rapier.
   A NORMAL PERSON  : the pen is mightier than the sword


   A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
   A NORMAL PERSON  : u can't try to teach an old dog new tricks


   A GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
   A NORMAL PERSON  : look before you leap

   A GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
   A NORMAL PERSON  : twinkle,twinkle, little star


   A GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
   A NORMAL PERSON  : he who laughs last, laughs the best


   A GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a
                  hebetudinous fellow.
   A NORMAL PERSON: all work and no play makes jack a dull boy


   A GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous  edifices would be advised to refrain from        
           catapulting petrious projectiles.
   A NORMAL PERSON  : people who live in glass houses should not throw stones at others.


   A GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapors having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials,
there is conflagration.
   A NORMAL PERSON  : where there's smoke, there's fire

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