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Shayar ki kahani!!!!
Strictly for adults only!
A very chodu shaayar made it to the marriage party of a Nizam'sdaughter.
He was behaving pretty well when some people asked him to say asher.
These people were expecting something nice from him when hestarted...
SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
TERI NANI PAIR UTHAYE, CHODE MERA NANA !
People were shocked to hear this though this shayar had a famousbackground of
telling some really gandu shayaris. But this being a Royal Marriage, people
requested him to say something about the wedding. To humare shayar
sahab ne farmaya...
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
People - WAH!, WAH, IRSHAAD, IRSHAAD !!!!
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
CHUDEGI AAJ LAUNDI NIZAM KI.
People were really angry to hear this. (probably most of them werenotlike us).
They started abusing and throwing stones at him. On this heagain started...
AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON...
This calmed people a bit.
AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON...
MAA KE LAUDON, PATTHAR TO NA MARO
People went out of control this time and started beating andkicking him. He
begged for mercy but they were not ready to listen to him anymore, so he finally
stated.
GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI..
GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI....
JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE, MAA CHOD-DENGE TUMHARI...
Rest is history. But the history stayed with him when he grew up.Abjaahir hai ki
aise chutiye ke prem me koi kadega nahi. To yeh shayarHyderabaadse Bombai pyaar
ka chakkar chalane ke liye aaya. Ek din usne ekachchhiladki ko dekha. Ladki ka
dhyaan kahi aur tha to shaayar sahaab ne wahifarma diya...
MUDHKAR ZARA IDHAR BHI DEKH ZAALIM
KE TAMANNA HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI
CHUT TERE PAAS HAI TO KYA
LUND HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI
You won't believe it. But the girl liked this shayri and she fellforhim. Things
went well for them for next few days lekin woh ladki kuchaagenahi badhne deti
thi. To ek suhana mousam pe humare dost ne use kahe hidala...
DIL TO DIYA HAI TUJHE PAR EK SHART LAGAYI HAI
LENI HAI WOH CHEEZ JO TUNE TANGO ME CHHEPAYEE HAI
That was it! Ladki ek dam ruth gayi aur shayar se milna jhulnachhoddiya. To
shayar ki haalat bhi kharab ho gayi. Dost log bhi khairatpuchhnechale aaye. To
cheer him up, they requested him to say a sher dedicatedto her.
So he goes...
BEDARD ZAMANA KYA JAANE
KYA CHEEZ JUDAAI HOTI HAI
HUM LUND PAKAD KAR BAITHE HAI
JABKI GHAR GHAR ME CHUDAI HOTI HAI
Yeh sunkar dost log hil gaye. Koi bola lund ko sambhalo. To koikahetahai ki agar
lund ko pakad kar baithoge to mutne kaise jaoge? To shayarbolta hai...
KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNE-KO AATA HAI?
KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNE-KO AATA HAI?
ARE WOH TO CHUT KI YAAD ME AANSU BAHANE AATA HAI
Yeh sun kar sab dost log aur bhi pareshaan ho gaye. Ek dost se toyehsuna bhi
nahi gaya. To woh dost bolta hai ki mei kaise bhi karke teridarlingko waapis
bulaunga. Tere paas waapis aake tujh pe ek ehsaan karne khibhikh mangooga. Ab
aap log to jaane ti ho ki yeh shayar log kitneindependant hote hai. To humare
shayar ko yeh ehsaan lene wali baat kuch
pasand nahi aayi. To woh bola...
EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI
EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI
JAB BHI YAAD UNKI AATI HAI, OOTH OOTH DUBARA KARTE HAI
Mahebooba kabhi waapis nahi aayi. To uski yaad bhula ne ke liyewohi shaayar
Delhi chala Gaya. Wahan jab Qutub Minar dekha to bola:
DEKH KE QUTUB MINAR, SHAYAR KA DIMMAG DODA
ASMAAN KO CHODNE CHALA DHARTI KA LAUDA
Is par Delhi police ki gaand mein khujli hui to usse pakad liyagaya aur court
mein pesh kiya gaya. Jab Judge sahiba ne poocha "tumhe kuchkehna hai?"
to woh bola:
AIYE SANAM UTHA KALAM
MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI
MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI
MAA CHOD DOONGA SABKI...
On such a contempt of court, he was ordered to be hanged till death. When he was
burried, the judge sahiba visited his grave. Needless tosay shewas very mad so
she pissed on his grave. Judge sahiba ke jane ke baadi sshayar ke bhoot ne ek
arz farmaya...
WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PAR AUR MUTT KAR CHALE GAYE
WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PAR AUR MUTT KAR CHALE GAYE
MUTNE KA TO BAHANA THA WOH CHUT DIKHAKAR CHALE GAYE
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