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AJIT JOKES PAGE 2 Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai. Ajeet: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.! Scene: Ajeet ordering his chela to kill the enemy Ajeet: "Raabert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal doo. Saale ko Society jeene nahin degea aur security isse marne nahin degea. Scene: Raabert and Ajeet are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Raabert is perplexed ! Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ?? Ajeet: RaabertEk aur hole bana do , aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me out lik do . Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chale jayega !! Ajeet: Shanker kaal bahuth bada maal Versova beach per aane wala hain..... A pause..... Tum chootti le lo. Scene: Raabert had twins and comes to the "Boss"..... Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye.. Ajeet : Ek ka naam rakho Peter.... Raabert: boss or doosre ka ? Ajeet: Repeater. Scene: Raabert had triplet and comes to the "Boss"..... Raabert: Boss, mera teen bachche ka keya naam shoche hein aap? Ajeet: Ek Naam rakhkho, Peter, Repeater aur Wang Chung. Raabert: Teesra ka naam "Wang Chung" kiu boss???!!! Ajeet: Beokuf, tumhe malum nehi...is prithwi me paida hone waalaa har teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai. Ajeet: Raabert, is bail kaa stool test karo. Raabert: Stool, boss ? Ajeet: Aakhir pataa chale ki ye bullshit kya cheez hai. Ajeet: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do. Maikal: Lekin kyon baas? Ajeet: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi. he he he.... Scene: Raabert and Ajeet go for shikar...Raabert spots a peacock... Raabert: Boss....more.. more... Ajeet picks up the peacock, shoots it and says... Ajeet : Nomore ! Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen ? Ajeet : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo... pulees samjhegi sui-cide hua hai. Peter: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa... Ajeet: Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai. Ajeet: Mona, tum Toni se shaadi mat karnaa, bahut mona-toni ho jaegi. Ajeet: Raabert, dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do. Robert: kyu boss ? Ajeet: Bewkoof, woh dayna se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena. |
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