BLONDE JOKES
Heads and Shoulders
Blonde Population
Psychologist
Mouth Trouble
Heads and Shoulders
A blonde & brunette are in an elevator. On the third floor a man
gets in who looks perfect -- 3-piece suit, great build, nice butt. The bad part
is they both noticed he had dandruff. The man got off on the 5th floor.
Once the doors closed, the brunette turned to the blonde and said, "Someone
should give him Head & Shoulders."
To which the blonde replied, "How do you give Shoulders?"
BLONDE POPULATION CONTROL
A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying 88,
88, 88. A blonde saw her and asked her why she did it. The brunette
said it was fun and said she should try it. So they were both walking down
the middle of the street saying 88, 88, 88.
All of a sudden a huge semi-truck came along and the brunette jumped out of the
way...
A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying 89,
89, 89.
Psychologist
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and
asks tentatively. "Um, Would you mind if I chatted with you for awhile?
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't
sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, they guy is
hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She
smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm
a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs,
"What do you mean $200?"
Mouth Trouble
Would you classify this as a blond joke?
A young female teenager runs into the house and asks her mother "Is it true
what Mandy just told me? Babies come out the same place that boy's thingies go
in?"
"Yes," replied her mother pleased that the embarassing subject had
finally come up and she didn't have to explain.
"Oh God! When I have a baby then, will it knock my teeth out?"
