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Boobs Jokes
The Difference Between Small & Large Breasts
WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS...
..can get a taxi on the worst days ..have a neat place to carry spare change
..have always been the center of the arts (art)
..make jogging a spectator sport
..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
..have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
..can always carry a little extra
..always float better
..know where to look first for lost earrings
..rarely lack for a slow dance partner
..have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
WOMEN WITH LITTLE BREASTS...
..don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
..always look younger
..find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
..can always see their toes and shoes
..can sleep on their stomachs
..have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
..know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
..know that everything more than a handful is wasted
..can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
..can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves
out.
BREAST ENLARGEMENT EXERCISES
A lady wanted bigger breasts, so she went to her doctor to get a referral to a
plastic surgeon. Her doctor said he would like her to try an exercise
before surgery or drugs, and see how it works first. He stood up to demonstrate,
held his arms straight out to the side, rotated them counterclockwise, and said,
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if I do this enough, I'll have a big
bust."
The doctor had her try it. He told her to do it as often as she can, and
to come back in a week.
One week later, she's back at the doctor, and tells him that it didn't work.
The doctor asks her how often she did the exercise, she says 4-5 times a day.
The doctor tells her to do it more, 30 times a day at least, and asks her to
come back in 1 week.
She tries this, performing the exercise whenever she can. One day, as she
waited to check out at Safeway, she started her exercise. "Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust, if I do this enough, I'll have a big bust." The man in
front of her turns around, asks if she sees Dr. Johnson. "Yes, how
did you know?" she queries.
The man faces her, places both hands on his hips, moves his hips in a circular
motion, and says, "Hickory dickory dock......."
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