CLASSIC JOKES

>         BIOLOGY CLASS-A TRUE STORY!!
> In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose
> levels
> found in semen. A young female (FRESHMAN) raised her hand and asked
> 'If I
> understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in
> male
> semen?' 'That's correct', responded the professor, going on to add
> statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, 'Then why
> doesn't
> it taste sweet?'
> After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor
> girl's
> face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had
> inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books
> without a
> word and walked out of class... and never returned.  However, as she
> was
> going out the door, the Professor's reply was classic...Totally
> straight-faced he answered her question, 'It doesn't taste sweet
> because the
> taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the
> back of
> your throat.

***Old Man and an Old Pine***


A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few
hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played
very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.
Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto
the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was
golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent
to join him.

To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit
the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste
much time. Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young
man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree
right in front of his ball - and directly between his ball and
the green.

After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man
finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball
right over that tree." With that challenge placed before him, the
youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top
of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot
from where it had originally lay.

The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your
age that pine tree was only 3 feet tall."

>A sexy little housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't
> keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near
> about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.
>
> When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a . . .
> well . . . unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll
>keep it a secret."
>
> The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of
> embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man
> -- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability.
> Now, I'm a woman and you're a man . . . "
>
> The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes yes!"
>
>"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door . . ."
>
> "Yes yes!"
>
> "Would you help me move the refrigerator?"