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MEDICAL JOKES
The tale of Nurse Jenny
Ed Zachary Disease
THE TALE OF NURSE JENNY....
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny.
"She's incredibly dumb.
She does everything absolutely backwards", said one doctor.
"Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of percocet
every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly
died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to
give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in
one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"
Suddenly, they near this blood-curdling scream from down the hall.
Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny
to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
Ed
Zachary Disease
A women was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date nor sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have
something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of
a sex
therapist. Her MD recommeded that she go see Dr. Chang, the well-known sex therapist. So, she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you clothes.
So she did. "Now, get down and crawl reery fass to other side
of loom."
So she did. Dr. Chang then said, "OK now crawl reery fass
back to me." So she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said "Your
probrem vely bad, you haf Ed Zachary disease, worse case I ever see, that why you not
haf sex or dates." Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed
Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike
your ass."
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