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PAKISTANI JOKES -
BASHING
Guys, some of you might find the jokes in bad taste, but if we can make fun
of adorable sardars, so why not detestable Pakistanis????? Contributed by
Prashant Mackoni.
* What happens when a PAKISTANI eats a rat?
he will have more brains in his stomach.
* what do u do to make a PAKISTANI pay attention to you?
start ur sentence with the word kashmir.
* There is a diamond at the center of a square room. Batman,Superman, Spiderman
& an intelligent PAKISTANI
are at the four corners of the room.If they all run at the same time to grab the
diamond who gets it first?
No one ! all are fictious charaters.
* how do u stop a PAKISTANI tank?
shoot the men pushing it.
* how do u diable a PAKISTANI missle launcher?
u cut the rubber band.
* have u ever seen a PAKISTANI war hero?
neither has PAKISTAN
* did u hear about the the latest PAKISTANI invention?
the new automatic parachutes. they open on inpact.
* how do u sink a PAKISTANI battelship?
u put it in water.
* did u hear about the 747 that crashed into a cemetry in karachi?
the PAKISTANI officials have recovered 3000 bodies so far.
* did u hear about the PAKISTANI admiral who at asked to be burried at the sea?
5 PAKISTANI sailors died digging it.
* did u hear the shutdown of the karachi national library?
somebody stole the book.
* ur looked in a room with saddam hussien, adolf hitler & a PAKISTANI.
u have a gun with only 2 bullets. what do u do?
shoot the PAKISTANI twice to make sure he is dead.
* what is black &brown and looks good on PAKISTANI?
a doberman.
* how can u tell when a PAKISTANI is lying?
his lis are moving.
* what do u have when a PAKISTANI is burrien up to his neck in sand?
not enough sand.
* did u hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of PAKISTANIs?
he threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
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