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RULES THAT GUYS WISH THAT GIRLS
KNEW
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.We refuse to answer.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat.If it's up, put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair.Ever.Long hair is always more atractive than short
hair.One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women
always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can
find the perfect present yet again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster
trucks.
8. Sunday = sports.It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let
it be.
9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never going to think of it that
way.
10. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine.Really.
11. You have enough clothes.
12. You have too many shoes.
13.Crying is blackmail.
14. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
15. Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't
work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say
it!
16.No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a
calendar.
17. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult. We're bound to miss
sometimes.
18. Most guys own three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any
good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your
dress?
19. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
20. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
21. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.All
comments become null and void after 7 days.
22. Let us ogle.We're going to look anyway; it's genetic.
23.The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months
we were going out.
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