Bill's Thrills

Bill went to Monika

And gave her a shilling

She said that she was willing

He gave her a pound

She lay on the ground

He gave her a whack

She opened her crack

And down went the Union jack

3 months later, all was well

6 months later her tummy swelled

9 months later there came out 

A bastard with a crippled cock.

Copyright : Aditya Srinivasan 

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