Ajit Jokes
This is a series of immortal Ajeet Jokes of Lyon and Mona Darling fame..... ( thanks Kartik and Rajiv )
Robert: boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain.
Ajit: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge.
Scene:Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.
Ajeet:Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Raabert:Magar kyoon baas ?
Ajeet:Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
Ajeet:Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger starrt kar do.
Raabert:Lekin kyoon, baas?
Ajeet:Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
Ajeet:Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Raabert:Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
Ajeet:Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Raabert:Yes Boss.
Ajeet:(on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .......
Scene:Ajeet comes to know about the traitor in his gang.
Ajeet: Raabert, ise ShamePain mein daal tho, agar Shame se nahi mara to Pain se mar jayega.
Scene:Giving a decision as to how the hero should be killed.
Ajeet:Peter, time bomb le aao aur is saale ko usse bandh do. Timer ko teek das bajhe set kar do. Nahin nahin, yeh saala to sub cheez
hamesha late karta hai. Iska mauth bhi late hona chahiye. Timer ko panch minute late rakh do. Arre, Raabert, Raabert, bevkoof, silly
fellow, time bomb ko yahan peh math rakho, yeh to 'no-smoking' area hai. Ha haa ha. Time bomb 'tic tic tic tic' karke bajega.Aur iska
dil 'tup tup tup' karke dhatakega. Tum agar paas me khade hoge to tumko 'tic tup tic tup tic tup' suanaai dega"
Ajeet:Rabert! isko eraser se maar do, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega
Raabert:Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss?
Ajeet:Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona
Peter:Boss? Sona kahan hei?
Ajeet:Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona!
Scene:Ajeet spots one of his is enemies...
Ajeet:Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai, woh hamara mehman hai.
Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do...phir woh do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega !
Scene: Ajeet is escaping with his men in a helicopter...
Ajeet: Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon ke pare
door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale rang ki sioorlett (cheverlett) nazar aayegi. Wo tumhe signal degee...on..off..on..off
Raabert : Boss..hamara signal kya hoga ?
Ajeet : bewkoof...off..on..off..on...
Raabert: Boss? Is kaa kyaa kare boss?
Ajeet: Rawbert! Is pille ko liquid oxygen me daal do. Liquid ise jeene nahi dega, aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega.
Peter: Boss? aur is pille ka kyaa kare boss?
Ajeet: Peter! Is saale ko super-conductor me daal do, saala bus mein ticket dete-dete thak jayega.
Peter: Boss is saale ka kya karen ?
Ajeet: Ise microprocessor mein daal do...BIT by BIT marega !
Robert: aur boss..iska kya karen ?
Ajeet:Ise hamlet poison khilado...sochta rahega, to be or not to be !
Scene: Ajeet ordering his chela to kill the enemy
Ajeet: "Raabert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish
bhi aa jaayegi.
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