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GRE JOKES
What They Say?
An Ideal Statement of Purpose
What they say?
A GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not
truly auriferous.
A NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
A GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be
interdicted.
A NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
A GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any
testimony.
A NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
A GRE STUDENT : Neophite's serendipity.
A NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
A GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no
congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
A NORMAL PERSON : a rolling stone gathers no moss
A GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend
to congregate.
A NORMAL PERSON : birds of the same feather flock together
A GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
A NORMAL PERSON : beauty is only skin deep
A GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous
to rectitude.
A NORMAL PERSON : cleanliness is godliness
A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of
recipitately departed lactile fluid.
A NORMAL PERSON : there's no use crying over spilt milk
A GRE STUDENT : Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the
scion.
A NORMAL PERSON : spare the rod and spoil the child
A GRE STUDENT : The stylus is more potent than the rapier.
A NORMAL PERSON : the pen is mightier than the sword
A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
A NORMAL PERSON : u can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
A GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
A NORMAL PERSON : look before you leap
A GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
A NORMAL PERSON : twinkle,twinkle, little star
A GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation
possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
A NORMAL PERSON : he who laughs last, laughs the best
A GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without
interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a
hebetudinous fellow.
A NORMAL PERSON: all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
A GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous
edifices would be advised to refrain from
catapulting
petrious projectiles.
A NORMAL PERSON : people who live in glass houses should not
throw stones at others.
A GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapors having their provenance
in ignited carbonaceous materials,
there is conflagration.
A NORMAL PERSON : where there's smoke, there's fire
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