SARDAR JOKES - 2

 Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?
 "Sure."
 "Give me a green one, please."

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 Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
 Just a sec," says the rep.
 Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.

EMPLOYMENT..

 Our sardarji was filling up an application form for ajob. He promptly filled the columns titled 
 NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.Then he came to the column "Salary Expected" :
 He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
 After much thought he wrote : Yes

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CROCODILE BOOTS..

 Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears.Finally a search is beingmade, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks
 its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again*barefeet!"

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 A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
 He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask." The sardar then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
 The sardar says, "I'll take it!" The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object withyou?" He said, "It's a thermos flask." The boss thensays, "What does it do?" He replies, "It keeps hot
 things hot and cold things cold." The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

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 What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
 He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!

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 What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper ?
 (he already has one and he wants one more..)
 He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!
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 Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied. He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the
 salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied. "Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, newoutfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
 "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied. 
 Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sardar?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.


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